Thursday, April 17, 2008

Definition: Newbie

Ye ok. Maybe i am hars a little.

But seriously, how can you have raiding guild if you have tons of ppl inside,

that are not educatable.

What does it mean?

Its pretty simple if you ask me. Those are ppl that have brain damage, caused
by their previous Raid leader.

Pretty simple example, Hydros.

New member, very experienced from his previous guild.

Pull, maximal dmg from all, first moving incoming, all stop damage.

Moving went fine, tanks agroing adds. AOE command on voice chat.

Direct answer on voice chat : "What??? Are you retarded??"

Hmm. Kick button started to shine. But fight in progress.

"Ok chill mate you got time after" i said for myself.

So boss is down, 3 minutes before enrage, noone died. Except of new member.

Ofc he was nuking adds one by one, stole aggro and died.

Soo logicaly whispers incoming.

[GLDeath]: Ok mate, this was last time you said something on voice chat during fight. Got it?
[Nerd]: Lol wtf, are you God or something?
[GLDeath]: Exactly. More questions?
[Nerd]: Ye, why do you aoe those mobs? Its dangerous.
[GLDeath]: Ye, you died, noone else right? So silence please next time, or i ll remove you from raid.
[Nerd]: Ye sure lol. Your tactics are retarded, you cant kill a fly.

[Nerd] has left the raid.

Lol can you imagine the shine of magic button?

But still i had perfect day at work.

[Guild][GLDeath]: Hmm why you left raid? You are not satisfied with tactics?
[Guild][Nerd]: Ye youre pretty right. And i died, your healers suck.

"Just note: He was in guild two days, his first raid"

[Guild][GLDeath]: Hmm well ok. Cant do much about it. Option 1 or Option 2?
[Guild][Nerd]: Wtf are you talking about? U suck too

[Nerd] has left the guild.

My eyes went wet. Magic button, slowly loosing the shine.

Now that guy has nerfed my imba day :((

This is why you want Newbie in raid. He has no idea what are you talking about.

He has no idea why you do things way you do. He will do what you tell to him,

shaking his little gnome ass to get some free epics.

And thats why newbie is perfect material for Raid and Guild leader.

Yours GL Death

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I did not think it was possible for someone to have such a massive ego and be a total idiot as you but you live and learn.

Anonymous said...

Death, i can't but agree, you are not helping yourself by writing this blog, i am being a bit concerned. But i have the feeling, it is made to shock- and as shockig, and embracing our and your emotions, it has its purpose.

Lorelei

Anonymous said...

I'd say given the chance to loot some magnificent legendary item, you'd ninja it yourself even if you don't have the DKP for it with the excuse that you are god (or whatever).