Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Testing

Ok so when you want to invite new member to your guild.

You need to check level of trials brain damage.

There are few ways to how to find out:

1.Talk with him:

[GLDeath]: Hello mate, i understand you want to be trial in my guild right?
[Trial]: Ye you can bet granpa
[GLDeath]: Granpa? I see. You can join if you farm 50 FoSP for guildcoughmecough
[Trial]: What?? Are you reatarded?
[GLDeath]: Yes indeed i am. It was joke. Still wanna join guild?
[Trial]: Phew, yes ofcourse i want :D

Trial has joined the guild.

[Guild][GLDeath]: Welcome, goodbye

Trial has been kicked out of the guild by GLDeath

Ye, call your GL tard and than still hope for joining guild. Thats what i call brain damage.

2. You can test him in some instance

5 men starting, trial tank ready to pull.

"Ok go"

Tank charges, first SB agro, taunt, second sb, agro.

GLDeath dies.

Ooooook. Deep breath.

And than absolute shock comes :P

[Party][Tank]: Are fucking retarded? Do you have to nuke like idiot?
[Party][GLDeath]: Calm down please.
[Party][Tank]: Ok but stop fucking overagro.

Ok next pull.

Charge, CoE, imolate, agro, taunt, nothing agro.

Soulshatter, mob turns back to tank.

[Party][GLDeath]: Could you please start tanking? Ty
[Party][Tank]: I AM TANKING. NOOB Nuker

Tank was kicked by GLDeath.

3. Last and worst option is to invite him to guild as trial without testing

Normally ends like this.

Mostly they tell ya they are skilled like hell.
You invite him to raid. Most probably its some DPS.

Raid starts, first pull, new member down.

Second pull new member down, same group of trash mobs.

If he dies again on third pull...

Trial has been kicked from raid by GLDeath.

Trial has been kicked from guild by GLDeath.

Its freaky hard to find normal players really.


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